Article last updated : 20/01/2011
It's Snow Joke!
Katie loved Christmas as you know and she particularly loved cracker jokes.
These gags keep Katie's Dad going as he aims to maintain his usual high standard of jokes. Anyway, to be going on with here are some old crackers!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
Who's there ? Wenceslas Wenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 25, because the Angel said 'Noel'
And I could go on but think it best if I don't!